23 7 / 2014

lezzbitron:

The dog’s like fuck you and your stereotypes.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via awkwardteenagenerves)

23 7 / 2014

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via awkwardteenagenerves)

23 7 / 2014

"A relationship only go as far as you both want it to."

23 7 / 2014

(Source: eatingisfab, via unbasic)

22 7 / 2014

hazardous-conditions:

thepacificrimjob:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

in what realm would i need to make pasta for a horse

Just in case you’re so hungry you could eat a horse, you have that option.

(via curly-girl-with-a-daisy)

22 7 / 2014

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via guy)

22 7 / 2014

22 7 / 2014

(Source: mark-06, via ruinedchildhood)

22 7 / 2014

operationobservation:

huffingtonpost:

DEBI JACKSON, MOTHER OF TRANSGENDER CHILD, GIVES MOVING SPEECH

The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”

So watch the full video to see her answers to those difficult questions here.

Chills down my whole body. This is how parents should react.

(via awkwardteenagenerves)

22 7 / 2014

youhavenochance:

Money can’t buy me happiness but it can buy me theatre tickets and that’s basically the same thing

(via disneyismyloveandlife)