21 10 / 2014

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

(via karncorrupted)

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

"Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something."

21 10 / 2014

huffylemon:

Harry Potter text posts

(via accio-h-a-p-p-i-n-e-s-s)

21 10 / 2014

asksexyflipy:

lawebloca:

1 Week Old Kitten

I STEAL YOUR SOULS

(via tinalikesbutts)

21 10 / 2014

amber-skies-with-dragons:

hadaes:
this is very important and needs more reblogs

amber-skies-with-dragons:

hadaes:

this is very important and needs more reblogs

(Source: comunistalibertario, via pierce-the-sirens-at-the-horizon)

21 10 / 2014

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

(Source: french-tea, via sparrowwitharrows)

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

(Source: staypozitive)